Join me each evening at 9pm on the "HitZone til 11". Here you'll be able to catch up on all the backstage news and developments on the show - and get chances to win some cool stuff for free!
Hey everyone. I hope you had a great weekend. You have all got 10 more shopping days left till the Big Day. Its so scary how fast its approaching. It felt like only yesterday I was giving out about how early how business were promoting Christmas and hearing Christmas music so early too, but its just around the corner, literally. Oh lort, as the song goes, "Its beginning to look at lot like Christmas" hahaha!! Brand new celeb voice for you to identify tonight and another fantastic CD up for grabs. Tune in from 9, now wont ya Also coming up on tonight's Hit Zone, we will have some reaction on the X-Factor final. Are you happy with the winner?? Are you happy with the song choice from the final?? I would love to hear from everyone with your reaction with everything. Text 0833123123 or you can email me leehynes@southeastradio.ie. Chat you all soon people......BYYYYEEEE!!
Here's some of the hilights from recent shows:
Daily Jokes
Q: What's blue and fluffy?? A: Pink fluff holding it's breath!! Q: What do you do when a blond throws a pin at you?? A: Run like hell.....she's got a grenade in her mouth!! Q: What did the Elephant say to the naked man?? A: How do you breathe through that thing?? Q: Whats the difference between a blond and a U.F.O.?? A: There have been sightings of U.F.O.'s Q: What do you call a singer who is kneeling in a puddle? A: Wet-knee Houston!! Q: Whats E.T. stand for?? A: Because he has little legs!! Q: How many Doctors does it take to change a light bulb?? A: It depends on whether it has health insurance!! Q: Why aren't dogs good dancers?? A: Because they have two left feet!! Q: What do you call Bob the Builder in a reccession?? A: Bob Q: How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?? A: You wave at him!! Q: What do you call a woman with a cat on her head? A: Kitty!! 2 ducks in a pond - one of them says 'Quack!' The other one says, 'O my God! I was just about to say that!' Q: Why do squirrels swim on their backs?? A: To keep there nuts dry!! Q: Doctor, Doctor. What is good for excessive wind?? A: A Kite!!
Q: What do you get when pamper Cows?? A: Spoiled Milk!! Q: How does a spoiled little rich girl change a light bulb??
A: She says, "Daddy, I want a new appartment"!!! Q: What do you get when you cross a Vampire and a Snowman??
A: Frostbite!!!
Q: Why are there so many Murphy's in the phone book?? A: Because they all have phones silly....!!
Q: What do you call cheese that isnt yours?? A: Nacho Cheese!
Q: What has four legs, is big, green fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?? A: A pool table!!
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?? A: They take the psycho path!!!!
Factcorner
Ernets Hemingway had a cat with 6 toes. 12 million African slaves were taken to the America's before the trade was banned in 1808. Ancient Chinese coins were rectangular with a hole in the middle. The hole was for stringing them together. Before high speed drills were invented, dentists used slow hand drills on their patients teeth. The Tiatanic sank in 1912, but its wreck was not discovered until 1985.
The Tug of War was an Olympic event between 1900 - 1920.
Before coins were invented, shells were used in many countries as money.
The murder rate in the middle ages was around ten times higher than it is today. Anteaters are the only mammals to have no teeth. A starving mouse will eat its own tail. Dolphins have no sense of smell. They can see and hear very well though! Odd-eyed cats have one eye that is blue and one eye that is green, orange or yellow! Pandas have unusual paws that look like hands with a thumb and five fingers on each. King snakes, such as the King Cobra, eat other snakes.
Sword fish have special organs in their heads to heat up their eyes and brain.
The powerful jaws and sharpe teeth of a snapping turtle can rip off the fingers of a human.
Some Starfish are circular. They must feel out of place!
Until 1997, the punishment for killing a Panda in China was death.
Adult Swordfish have no teeth.
Squirrels can climb trees faster than they can run on the ground Owls are far-sighted, so they cannot see things close up very close.
Stag's Antler's are made of bone.
Snakes have no taste buds.
Frogs do not drink water, they absorb it through their skin. The Black Death is an Icelandic vodka. Until the 18th century, English people believed that tomatoes were poisonous. Dreied pea's have been found in Eygptian tombs. Turkeys originally came from Mexico. Their English name came from the fact that they were first brought to England form Turkey. We are the only animals that cry when we are upset. By the time you feel thirsty, your body is already dehydrated. When you cough, the air rushes through your windpipe faster than sound. Some of your muscels stretch to twice their resting lenght when you excercise. You have an amazing nose! Its so sensitive that it can tell the diffrence between 10,000 smells. As you read this, 4% of your blood is in your heart. The rest is whizzing around your body. Gold can reduce swelling and is given to arthritis suffers by injection You will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the world in your life time
Any part of yourbody can be removed and replaced with a machine - except your brain
Your heart beats more than 30 million times each year
Men or more likeky to be colourblind than women
Thre lining of your stomach completley replaces itself every 3 days Your digestive system will process around 5o tonnes of food in a life time Your Brain is your hungriest organ. 20% of what you eat feeds it Your eyes always close when you sneeze One person in 20 has an extra pair of ribs A Shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night An apple, potato and onion all taste the same if you eat them with your nose plugged. They all taste sweet. The United States has paved enough roads to circle the Earth over 150 times The most reproduced image in the world is Mickey Mouse, which can be found on more than 7,500 items. In Belguim there is a museum just for strawberries On average a person farts 14 times a day Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long both parties are registerd blood doners Children who are breast fed tend to have an IQ seven points higher than children who are not. Instead of birthday cakes, many Russian children are given a birthday pie There are no ants in Iceland, Antartica and Greenland There over 600 pasta shapes In 1681, the last Dodo bird died There were no red M&M's from 1976 to 1987 Ancient Egyptians kissed with their noses instead of their lips The most recycled product in the world is the automobile
From all of the U.S. Presidents, Half of them have been Irish descent Dolphin's can sleep and swim at the same time Japan use's the most energy per year than any other country Some of the titles considered for the T.V. hit show "Friends" were "Six from One", "Across the Hall" and "Insomnia Cafe"
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone back in 1876, they were only 6 phones sold in the first month Dolphins sleep with one eye open The most common rock on earth is Basalt Another name for "Hiccups" is "Singuluts"
Bugs Bunny was originally called "Happy Bunny" The Majority of cats dont have any eyelashes An average of days that a West German went without changing his underwear was 7 Sharks have upper and lower eyelids but they can not blink Its possible to lead a cow up a stairs but not down People that smoke have 10 times as many wrinkles as a person that does not smoke Just by recyclingone alluminum can, enough energy would be saved to have a TV run for 3 hours Turtles can breathe through their butt's
C.D. of the Week
Listen all this week:CD's to be won from Taio Cruz, Usher and Whitney. Recent winners on the show include: George O'Leary New Ross Evan Farrell - O' Connor - Peircestown Laura O Sullivan - Redmond Cove, Wexford Bridget Barron - Carnew Sarah Stamp, Castlebridge, Wexford Simon Winter, Carcur, Wexford
